Impossible Dream Quiz!!! :U

-List five things that you WISH would happen but that are totally and utterly impossible and you know this. You KNOW this.
Why? because they might be possible anyway |D you might as well speak 'em into existence and see what happens, eh?
-Aaaaaand tag like three people after this because tagging needs more love. It really does.
-Feel free to add more or less numbers to either of those if you feel like it :3

1. to have the abilities: drawing something and making it come to life; having complete control over paper (folding into origami birds and stuff or just shooting them at people and giving them papercuts XD); being able to turn into any animal i want (specifically a dragon), and also change size, so i can be a hugemongous gnat or a bity whale ^-^
ALL AT ONCE (all 3 of these powers)

2. to meet my perfect and true equal, where our moods can alter at the same times in order to fit each other, where we both feel the same things at the same time and tehrefore can satisfy each other's needs at those same times... in other words, if i need comfort and they need comfort, then we can comfort each other, if i need absolute and complete attention, and they do too, then we can attend to each other
someone whom fights are just a thing to laugh about in the end, someone who understands me just as i understand them, someone who will be there for me just as i will for them
complete devotion on both sides and everything
you get my point
my perfect counter that happens to be male whom i will marry and live happily ever after woot!

3. to live my life solely on art. as in, live HAPPILY and contently only on the money i make off of doing something i always like to do and am very good at, that is, art. with no rush and no worries about things, just for fun and also paying well without having to worry about looking for another job just to do for the money and all

4. to have a fairy tale happen to me, which is kinda basically 1 and 2 except not the same powers as 1, more like, i would have SOME power that makes me different from others, but i spend my life figuring out that power and meet my true equal in the process and find out he has something of the same power, or at least the same difference from others and we will go through a few hard times but in the end, we will live happily ever after
[[rofl, that sounds so dumbly hilarious, but idk]]

5. to publish a bestseller book
or one of the top books ever in existance
...that's be nice, yes yes.

6. to be able to exist in any of my stories at any time i feel like it. to become a character and not know what will happen, or to be one and know exactly how things will happen
basically, to have my stories happen like i'm in a dream, where i could know what will happen to me, or i could not know and figure it all out myself, or i could zoom out and watch my characters interact, i could see other character's thoughts, mix two stories, mix three stories, mix ALL stories (i had a day dream about that once, IT WAS SO AWESOME, cause i was A CHARACTER and i told everyone that i made thema ll up and so forth, it's just really cool and the only people who could understand are the ones who've read EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY STORIES which happens to be no one but me so yea)

7. to be in other people's stories as i see fit, and to change them up as much as i want to what i deem necessary, or to bring certain characters/creatures/powers/objects/etc to this world

8. to have all my dreams come true at once, where all will be in my power where i can change it as i please

as in, if i find out one of my wishes is one of those "careful what you wish for" wishes, then i have the ability to change it to something more fitting to my inner wishes which i cannot explain fully because i don't know them completely yet
just things i would fancy, and hopefuly they are my deep true wishes
if not, as i said, thsi wish says i can change it so it fits better

i tag YOU
(so if you read this, then YES YOU)